Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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