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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.

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I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.

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(310): View more from California

you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...

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(631): View more from New York

My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(845): View more from New York

I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.

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