Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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