Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
