susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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