Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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