guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
handjob tips. give me some.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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