She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Drunk is a universal language darling
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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