I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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