adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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