glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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