to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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