No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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