super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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