So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My penis needs a shock collar
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
