One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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