I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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