Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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