I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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