I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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