She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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