so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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