he was CRYING into my vagina
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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