I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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