Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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