Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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