hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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