Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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