It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We got so high we made milksteak
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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