come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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