Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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