You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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