We named our party play list daddy issues
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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