so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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