I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
only if we run a train.
done.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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