After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Randomize
