She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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