That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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