What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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