I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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