I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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