three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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