You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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