: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
