Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Vodka?
Forever.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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