Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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