awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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