is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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