just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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