Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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