Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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