No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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