Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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