Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize