I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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