DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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