I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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