remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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