Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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